The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

<p>Hundreds of silly jokes on every topic you can think of!<br><br> What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? <i>You can't dunk an elephant in your tea.</i><br><br> Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? <i>Because two heads are better than one.</i><br><br> What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? <i>Shelley.</i></p>