Football Jokes

<p><b>Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, <i>Football Jokes</i> is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! </b><br><br>With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.<br><br><b>When is a footballer like a baby?</b><br>When he dribbles.<br><br><b>Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?</b><br>The ghoulie, of course<br><br><b>Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?</b><br>They both have trouble with the key.<br><br><b>How can a footballer stop his nose running?</b><br><i>Put out a foot and trip it up.</i></p>